Wednesday, May 18, 2016


 "Girls and women are  superheroes, because only they can bleed for a week and not die" 
                          - Random Totally True 
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Periods are literal pain....everywhere. 
It's like your hormones become your enemies, take over your body and make you do stupid stuff. The first person is who you really are. And the other is is hormonal bitch with more brine than the oceans of the world, which overflows constantly like angel falls from your eyes. 

'Ouch!!!!! I just want to be a guy' 
'Guys don't know shit about pain'
'Guys got off way too easy' 
..........And million other such thoughts definitely cross every girls mind when they are going through the sensation of being gutted by a knife Jack The Ripper style aka PERIOD CRAMPS. 
Like if you want me dead at least do it quickly. The sensation is something that you would get on the roller coaster of doom in an amusement park from hell. 

Moving on to the GRAND FINALE!!....... I present before you BLEEDING. It's like the icing on the top of a yuck-muck cake. It's like our blood has a mind of its own and is our mortal enemy. 'Oh you are at home where heavy bleeding doesn't matter, cool I won't come out at all'. 'Woah! Are you in school or a place where it is difficult to change your pad/tampon, let me show you the working of Niagara Falls'. 

I know that I'm not the only one who thinks in a such a way periods and wishes there was a option to cancel this unnecessary function. But periods and all I am proud to be a girl. And will be no matter what ;-) 

Monday, April 25, 2016

BF and BF

No matter how much we have progressed and brought about a change in the world, it's thought process and how it functions, the only thing that hasn't  changed is the immediate assumption that comes to ones mind when they see a girl and a guy together who are not related by blood... The first thing that comes to ones mind is, 'Are they together ?'. 

It's like there can be no other situation (applies more specifically to teenagers) in which two teens of the opposite genders can exist in the same perimeter. 

But you are pathetic if you say that the person is like your brother/sister for you can't handle being friends. 

At least that is what society today thinks (most of it, anyways). 

Like excuse me who are you to tell me how I tag my relationships. My BF, BF and BFF are my business so........

But not forgetting the silver line, its quite amusing to sit with your friends and the laugh your ass of when they get you get to know that two of the gang were getting paired up. 
Like why the hell would you pair me up with someone who I insult, hit and ask favours from all the time ??? 

And if certain people do accept that you and your brofriend have a platonic relationship they are often shocked to know the sort of shit you talk about. 
Like excuse me, he is my friend we are supposed to talk about all sorts of shit. That is one part of being friends. 

So this is a message to all those people who are suspicious of girls and guys who have a platonic relationship. It's completely normal. 

And here's to girls with bro friends, best friends , guy friends and who have or will have in some cases boyfriends. Let's not forget the girl besties. 

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Maturity and Me.

The first thing one gets when they hit their teens is a sense of independence. Whether it's choosing your bed time and chores or maybe an increased pocket money or something, anything. It's sort like a ritual you follow before your descent into teenage-hood. But what did I get a lecture on how it's high time and my maturity ( mentally ) is the need of the hour. All the people who gave it to me made it sound like the solution to all the problems of the world would be me getting mature. 

But I am punjabi by blood or you could say that I belong to that race of human beings who are more stubborn than a mule. And I decided to play this game by my own rules. So if you guys guessed it great and if you didn't well here's the thing, I decided that maturity is a big non no for me. And let me tell you it is an epic decision. 

 Maturity is the job of adults. For teens it's like a part time job, required partially only at certain times. Rest of the time we are supposed to be teens, confused by all the changes occur within us and around us. 

And the only way to escape this trap is to use the stories your parents tell you about their teen years. 

So remember the next time someone tells you to mature just show 'em your tongue and stop theirs from moving. 

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Hip Hip Hurray !!

Guys I am sooooooo sorry for not updating but I have had a hectic few days. But now I finally have 3 holidays because of three important days all falling together, oh the joys of staying in India. 
It's like weekends hold almost nil importance for kids especially of our school because 99.9% of the time we have full working days on Saturdays as well. But almost every month some festival or important day comes up which calls for a holiday. And for lazy procrastinators like me it is a really nice thing. For its those days most overdue assignments are completed. And today is such a day that since tomorrow is a holiday I am finally updating ( which was most definitely overdue ). But I had done some interesting assignments but our teacher hasn't returned them, but hopefully tomorrow I will have something interesting to tell. But until then 3 cheers for Indian heritage and all the holidays it brings. 

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

New Is Not Always Nice

Another session, another class, and just the second day and I am so bored that I would rather sit and listen to my dad speak shayari ( a mind boggling form of poetry in urdu which I don't get at all ). Now don't take me as one of those kids who thinks of school as a burden... I don't. In fact school is one of my favourite place because I get to meet my friends and since most teachers like me I don't even get in trouble even when I should be and of my parents don't expect anything less than my best from me so I am in the top 10. Now you all must be wondering then what is so bad about ???? The fact that we have new teachers and it is class 10. Don't get me wrong I love new stuff and most of the times don't mind growing up ( other times I wish I was a kid ). But since we will have to choose which stream or subjects specific class for grade eleven and it depends on our grades the teachers ( most of them ) enter the class with a stick up their butt. They are super prudish and uptight and have eyes as sharp as those of a hawk's which makes even whispering a herculean task. Now I am not saying they should not control the class at all but they can try and take a BLOODY CHILL PILL before they come to class. I am pretty sure that the shirts of the students are just seconds away from burning due to the sweltering weather, lousy fans and the intensity of the teachers glare. They really should have counselling for teachers as well in school is what I believe. Teachers have this queer art of speaking in such a way that even smiling at NO ONE becomes a crime as well. This is why I am sooo non interested in school hopefully tomorrow would be better for new may not always be nice but it is difficult. 

Friday, March 25, 2016

Green Ears and Pink Boogers

So yesterday was of  the most messiest, colorful, the most fun and epic Indian Festival according to me at least. Like come on, tell me one other day (apart from the day you go paintballing) when you can throw colours in any form at your parents or random people they know and drench them for absolutely no reason and not get in trouble but get rangeen (colorful) hugs and kisses in return. You can wear the shabbiest clothes you want and the shabbier and colorful you look the more people appreciate you. Mud sliding, slinging and all sorts of mess creating arsenal is allowed because bura na mano holi hai (don't be angry it's HOLI) . You have absolutely no supervision because even the most boring and strict adult is high on adrenaline and alcohol. And every year is crazier than the previous. My family too throws extremely crazy and completely overboard super fun parties. Food and drinks of all sorts. All sorts of fun people. Pranks and leg pulling and making fun roast style. Rain sprinklers, pool.. The whole jingbang. You get drenched in mud and color that doesn't go away for days and get thrown in the pool. And when you finally stop and go home to get cleaned your whole body is more colorful than a gay parade ( ps I have nothing against homosexuals, personally they are pretty cool I feel) and you find your scalp purple, face yellow, green nails and what not.  And this just a small part. Here's a glimpse of my holi 

Completely crazy and chaotic.... I loved it. Hope you enjoyed yourself aswell. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Happy World Water Day

The celebration that I attended for this was really cooooooool. Like it was way better than the 3rd class quotes about water that they tell every year in the school. When I got there I thought I would be disappointed, like I didn't expect much. But....... I am soooo glad that I was proven wrong. They had epic food ( which is a must ). The people attending were funny ( I don't know if it were intentional, but it was entertaining ). Cute kids performing a street play to give the message to save water , check. But the best part was probably the live band switch on. They were darn good. Like if you can get prominent people of the city to do a semi-twerk you have to be great. All in all it was good fun. And I would have posted the pictures as well if there was a single decent one in which most of frame isn't taken up but the dangerously built ladies of my mom's group CHL ( Country Homes Ladies or as I think of it, Crazy Hippie Loonies ). And if anyone I know is reading this don't show this to my mom or her annoying aunty gang. Once again Happy World Water Day, don't forget to save water.